We got a new youth pastor at our church. Funny guy, really. Makes me laugh.
Anyway, his first official message was tonight. There were some... interesting quotes:

"Solomon's babez is dominant."
"Mom, Pastor John says that the next time I see a drug deal outside our house, I should go say 'hi.'"
"Nothing says 'I love you, God.' more than enslaving a foreign race."

Haha... Such enjoyable moments.
Well, anyway, I hope you enjoyed that strange slice of my night.